ofc i'd make you one. i'm aghast that this is even a question. and since you're asking we have one single pineapple. i can hear the drag queens fighting over it right now.
[ "the drag queens" is a moniker sort of like "the rowdy 3," incidentally. meanwhile, as per previous mention, jackie frequently wishes maren actually would marry glenda, or at least do a quasi-legal handfasting or something, because somehow that would mean she was over vox. which she never will be, and this narrative is too maudlin now, so let's focus on banter. ]
AND! additionally! you make your own hours, so i will cry you a river. i'll cry you like six. get a fuckin life preserver, i'm coming for you and your slings and arrows.
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[ "the drag queens" is a moniker sort of like "the rowdy 3," incidentally. meanwhile, as per previous mention, jackie frequently wishes maren actually would marry glenda, or at least do a quasi-legal handfasting or something, because somehow that would mean she was over vox. which she never will be, and this narrative is too maudlin now, so let's focus on banter. ]
AND! additionally! you make your own hours, so i will cry you a river. i'll cry you like six. get a fuckin life preserver, i'm coming for you and your slings and arrows.