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[ okay, no, he was sort of kidding. ]

what teeny lil condition?

a) no, that time is past

honeysuckle :3

b) tell me, and mean it from the very bottom of your heart, that whatever smug face i’m making right now

[ it’s the i’m pinning u to a wall with my eyes rn face ftr ]

isn’t turning you on, even the very littlest bit. not even a smidgen.

Edited 2018-01-31 03:16 (UTC)

[ honeysuckle. is there no end to this?

don't answer that, he already knows. ]

...
why are you trying to make a liar out of me?

well golly be, petunia petal

[ no. there is no end to this. at least not one in sight. ]

you could always tell the truth, wouldn't hurt you none.

i don't know, i think it might hurt a little.

wimp

your smug face turns me on. more than a smidgen.

but also fuck you

[smugface.jpg]

Edited 2018-03-29 00:13 (UTC)

😙

kissy faces aren't winning you any points right now.

yeah yeah i know, you're v disgruntled and annoyed and its just so awful to be attracted to the boyf who is 100% willing to bang u at all times

life's hard 😞