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[underniman]

ᴛᴇxᴛs | ᴘʀᴏᴍᴘᴛs | sᴛᴀʀᴛᴇʀs | ᴇᴛᴄ

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[undersecan]

you should stop making that smug face i know you're making, yeah.
fuck your mmm's

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[underniman]

anything for you, sugar.

[underniman]

on just one teeny lil condition.

[ go on, ask what it is :D ]

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[undersecan]

[ sugar. ]

can i backtrack and ask for another mmm instead

[undersecan]

[ okay, no, he was sort of kidding. ]

what teeny lil condition?

[underniman]

a) no, that time is past


honeysuckle :3

b) tell me, and mean it from the very bottom of your heart, that whatever smug face i’m making right now

[ it’s the i’m pinning u to a wall with my eyes rn face ftr ]

isn’t turning you on, even the very littlest bit. not even a smidgen.

[undersecan]

[ honeysuckle. is there no end to this?

don't answer that, he already knows. ]

...
why are you trying to make a liar out of me?

[underniman]

well golly be, petunia petal

[ no. there is no end to this. at least not one in sight. ]

you could always tell the truth, wouldn't hurt you none.

[undersecan]

i don't know, i think it might hurt a little.

[underniman]

wimp

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[undersecan]

your smug face turns me on. more than a smidgen.

[undersecan]

but also fuck you

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[underniman]

[smugface.jpg]

[underniman]

😙

[undersecan]

kissy faces aren't winning you any points right now.

[underniman]

yeah yeah i know, you're v disgruntled and annoyed and its just so awful to be attracted to the boyf who is 100% willing to bang u at all times

life's hard 😞

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[undersecan]

it's awful to be attracted to the boyf who is 100% willing to annoy me at all times.

[undersecan]

all the other stuff is okay.

[underniman]

tiniest violin

[undersecan]

jesus you're ridiculous

[underniman]

single crystalline tear

[undersecan]

are we in a soap opera right now?
did i miss a memo?

[underniman]

no no
its more like an epic poem
the sorrows of reese kennedy

[undersecan]

will you include the part where i can't really kiss you unless i stand on my toes
cause i'm full of sorrow over that one, trust me.

[underniman]

there's a whole stanza devoted to that, ofc

that and the crick in my neck