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[underniman]

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[ophthalmic]

[ Personal space, boundaries? What are those? Can she eat them? Maren and Glenda both adore the pictures, even if Aurora doesn't give her own mom as much attention as she gives Maren. She's fairly certain they made some sort of weird pact to be platonic married and take care of each other's kids. Best friends are weird. ]

Only if you make me one too. Otherwise I'm gonna crash your show again. Also, cry me a river about time off, oh my god.

Oranges, got it. You guys have pineapples, right? Because you gotta have pineapples.

[ Why have pineapples come up so much in her most reason texts... Maybe she has a subconscious craving. ]

I'm bringing some pineapples too.

[underniman]

ofc i'd make you one. i'm aghast that this is even a question. and since you're asking we have one single pineapple. i can hear the drag queens fighting over it right now.

[ "the drag queens" is a moniker sort of like "the rowdy 3," incidentally. meanwhile, as per previous mention, jackie frequently wishes maren actually would marry glenda, or at least do a quasi-legal handfasting or something, because somehow that would mean she was over vox. which she never will be, and this narrative is too maudlin now, so let's focus on banter. ]

AND! additionally! you make your own hours, so i will cry you a river. i'll cry you like six. get a fuckin life preserver, i'm coming for you and your slings and arrows.

[ophthalmic]

Aw, that's so sweet. Tell them to quit it or I won't bring more. Because I won't if they give you a headache before I get there.

You sort of make your own hours. C'mon. I mean you can always get into the drug business with me. ;) Also fuck dude what are you, Story of A Girl? Cried a river and drowned the whole world? I don't need a life preserver you dweeb, I know how to swim. I need to break out my new bikini anyway, so start those tears xoxo.