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[underniman]

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[underniman]

ofc i'd make you one. i'm aghast that this is even a question. and since you're asking we have one single pineapple. i can hear the drag queens fighting over it right now.

[ "the drag queens" is a moniker sort of like "the rowdy 3," incidentally. meanwhile, as per previous mention, jackie frequently wishes maren actually would marry glenda, or at least do a quasi-legal handfasting or something, because somehow that would mean she was over vox. which she never will be, and this narrative is too maudlin now, so let's focus on banter. ]

AND! additionally! you make your own hours, so i will cry you a river. i'll cry you like six. get a fuckin life preserver, i'm coming for you and your slings and arrows.

[ophthalmic]

Aw, that's so sweet. Tell them to quit it or I won't bring more. Because I won't if they give you a headache before I get there.

You sort of make your own hours. C'mon. I mean you can always get into the drug business with me. ;) Also fuck dude what are you, Story of A Girl? Cried a river and drowned the whole world? I don't need a life preserver you dweeb, I know how to swim. I need to break out my new bikini anyway, so start those tears xoxo.