jackie st. clair (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
underniman) wrote2018-01-20 05:57 pm
underniman) wrote2018-01-20 05:57 pm
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ohhhhhhhh
should i stop?
[ B) ]
should i stop?
[ B) ]
Edited 2018-01-28 21:23 (UTC)
you should stop making that smug face i know you're making, yeah.
fuck your mmm's
fuck your mmm's
on just one teeny lil condition.
[ go on, ask what it is :D ]
[ go on, ask what it is :D ]
Edited 2018-01-29 05:38 (UTC)
[ Personal space, boundaries? What are those? Can she eat them? Maren and Glenda both adore the pictures, even if Aurora doesn't give her own mom as much attention as she gives Maren. She's fairly certain they made some sort of weird pact to be platonic married and take care of each other's kids. Best friends are weird. ]
Only if you make me one too. Otherwise I'm gonna crash your show again. Also, cry me a river about time off, oh my god.
Oranges, got it. You guys have pineapples, right? Because you gotta have pineapples.
[ Why have pineapples come up so much in her most reason texts... Maybe she has a subconscious craving. ]
I'm bringing some pineapples too.
Only if you make me one too. Otherwise I'm gonna crash your show again. Also, cry me a river about time off, oh my god.
Oranges, got it. You guys have pineapples, right? Because you gotta have pineapples.
[ Why have pineapples come up so much in her most reason texts... Maybe she has a subconscious craving. ]
I'm bringing some pineapples too.
[ sugar. ]
can i backtrack and ask for another mmm instead
can i backtrack and ask for another mmm instead
[ okay, no, he was sort of kidding. ]
what teeny lil condition?
what teeny lil condition?
a) no, that time is past
honeysuckle :3
b) tell me, and mean it from the very bottom of your heart, that whatever smug face i’m making right now
[ it’s the i’m pinning u to a wall with my eyes rn face ftr ]
isn’t turning you on, even the very littlest bit. not even a smidgen.
honeysuckle :3
b) tell me, and mean it from the very bottom of your heart, that whatever smug face i’m making right now
[ it’s the i’m pinning u to a wall with my eyes rn face ftr ]
isn’t turning you on, even the very littlest bit. not even a smidgen.
Edited 2018-01-31 03:16 (UTC)
ofc i'd make you one. i'm aghast that this is even a question. and since you're asking we have one single pineapple. i can hear the drag queens fighting over it right now.
[ "the drag queens" is a moniker sort of like "the rowdy 3," incidentally. meanwhile, as per previous mention, jackie frequently wishes maren actually would marry glenda, or at least do a quasi-legal handfasting or something, because somehow that would mean she was over vox. which she never will be, and this narrative is too maudlin now, so let's focus on banter. ]
AND! additionally! you make your own hours, so i will cry you a river. i'll cry you like six. get a fuckin life preserver, i'm coming for you and your slings and arrows.
[ "the drag queens" is a moniker sort of like "the rowdy 3," incidentally. meanwhile, as per previous mention, jackie frequently wishes maren actually would marry glenda, or at least do a quasi-legal handfasting or something, because somehow that would mean she was over vox. which she never will be, and this narrative is too maudlin now, so let's focus on banter. ]
AND! additionally! you make your own hours, so i will cry you a river. i'll cry you like six. get a fuckin life preserver, i'm coming for you and your slings and arrows.
Aw, that's so sweet. Tell them to quit it or I won't bring more. Because I won't if they give you a headache before I get there.
You sort of make your own hours. C'mon. I mean you can always get into the drug business with me. ;) Also fuck dude what are you, Story of A Girl? Cried a river and drowned the whole world? I don't need a life preserver you dweeb, I know how to swim. I need to break out my new bikini anyway, so start those tears xoxo.
You sort of make your own hours. C'mon. I mean you can always get into the drug business with me. ;) Also fuck dude what are you, Story of A Girl? Cried a river and drowned the whole world? I don't need a life preserver you dweeb, I know how to swim. I need to break out my new bikini anyway, so start those tears xoxo.
look you're getting another thread because i said so and i need it
ophthalmic
2018-02-06 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
How do you properly say "hey, I'm sorry for almost tasing you when you tried to save me, also for cursing at you, and yelling." without like coming across like you want in someone's pants, when really you're also trying to say you wouldn't mind getting into their pants?
Asking for a friend.
The friend is me. I need to know.
Asking for a friend.
The friend is me. I need to know.
Do you think a boob pic would work?
Is that too forward? Guys like that shit, right?
Is that too forward? Guys like that shit, right?
[ honeysuckle. is there no end to this?
don't answer that, he already knows. ]
...
why are you trying to make a liar out of me?
don't answer that, he already knows. ]
...
why are you trying to make a liar out of me?
well golly be, petunia petal
[ no. there is no end to this. at least not one in sight. ]
you could always tell the truth, wouldn't hurt you none.
[ no. there is no end to this. at least not one in sight. ]
you could always tell the truth, wouldn't hurt you none.
don't leave ur toys out or someone will put them away.
esp. if they're fucking demons, u know
esp. if they're fucking demons, u know
................................. i sincerely thought i had tagged this I AM A FAILURE
underniman
2018-03-29 12:16 am (UTC)(link)
u hhhh
theres clearly a story here?? i need context before i can comment on boobs
theres clearly a story here?? i need context before i can comment on boobs
kissy faces aren't winning you any points right now.
yeah yeah i know, you're v disgruntled and annoyed and its just so awful to be attracted to the boyf who is 100% willing to bang u at all times
life's hard 😞
life's hard 😞
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