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Oh my god. You'd sneak into my house to worry about my skincare regime? Wow. My life has hit a new low.

Pretty much. Yeah. Am I not allowed to?

not me, i'm a busy guy. maren would do it though, no problem.

you are 200% allowed. you can keep me company while i edit ten hours of nothing happening. such a glamorous life i lead.

Thanks. Flattered.

I can live text you doing my skin regime. I have a mask I can do.

Ten hours of nothing, sounds great... not boring at all. Are you really going to pretend my texts aren't the highlight right now?

there is an actualfax conga line going on in the next room, peach pie. i only wish i could be bored.

Makeup's removed, all is well in the world.

Conga? And I wasn't invited. I'm offended. I'm going to cry into this face mask.

Tasteful nudes incoming.

[ She texts over an image akin to this, taken from a full body mirror, but cut off near her ribs instead. They used to take baths together, and he's probably seen her in her knickers a thousand times. ]

I bet I could scare any ghosts you find.

[ yes, and don't think maren doesn't delight in showing pictures of those baths to as many people as possible. they're probably on her fucking ...witchbook, or whatever. the point is that jackie is indeed unfazed by all this scandalous bare skin; considering how incredibly queer he is, their physical relationship probably exhibits such an apparent lack of boundaries it terrifies strangers on public transit. ]

could you? please? i could use the time off. "oh shit there are no ghosts in bonaventure today, looks like i'll have to spend the time crafting a muffuletta the size of my head."

re: the other thing, by the time you're done with your weepy face mask, the odds are real good it will have progressed to full on fruit hats. grab a bag of oranges and come on over.

[ is it like four in the morning. is everyone in jackie's apartment still up.

y. ]

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[ Personal space, boundaries? What are those? Can she eat them? Maren and Glenda both adore the pictures, even if Aurora doesn't give her own mom as much attention as she gives Maren. She's fairly certain they made some sort of weird pact to be platonic married and take care of each other's kids. Best friends are weird. ]

Only if you make me one too. Otherwise I'm gonna crash your show again. Also, cry me a river about time off, oh my god.

Oranges, got it. You guys have pineapples, right? Because you gotta have pineapples.

[ Why have pineapples come up so much in her most reason texts... Maybe she has a subconscious craving. ]

I'm bringing some pineapples too.

ofc i'd make you one. i'm aghast that this is even a question. and since you're asking we have one single pineapple. i can hear the drag queens fighting over it right now.

[ "the drag queens" is a moniker sort of like "the rowdy 3," incidentally. meanwhile, as per previous mention, jackie frequently wishes maren actually would marry glenda, or at least do a quasi-legal handfasting or something, because somehow that would mean she was over vox. which she never will be, and this narrative is too maudlin now, so let's focus on banter. ]

AND! additionally! you make your own hours, so i will cry you a river. i'll cry you like six. get a fuckin life preserver, i'm coming for you and your slings and arrows.

Aw, that's so sweet. Tell them to quit it or I won't bring more. Because I won't if they give you a headache before I get there.

You sort of make your own hours. C'mon. I mean you can always get into the drug business with me. ;) Also fuck dude what are you, Story of A Girl? Cried a river and drowned the whole world? I don't need a life preserver you dweeb, I know how to swim. I need to break out my new bikini anyway, so start those tears xoxo.

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